I was so used to hearing funny stories about people craving the most ridiculous things when they were pregnant that I was well prepared when it came to my wife’s turn. I was ready and really wanted to help out with this. I didn’t drive when my wife was pregnant so I had to make sure I knew where the nearest convenience stores were, which wasn’t too hard as we have one within 512 feet. (I just checked, I didn’t know that already.) And another, bigger superstore around a mile away.