One of the great things about being a new parent is all the really incredibly disgusting things that you suddenly get to try out first hand. No, really, I distinctly remember whilst I was growing up yearning for the day when I would get to wipe the snot off my baby’s face with my bare hands because she needed to look good and there was nothing else available. If there is one thing that new parents learn it’s that there are no lengths they will not go to for their child. Anyway, here is my, totally non-exhaustive (believe me, there are some things that are just too horrendous to use electrons on), list of things that I never imagined I would do, guess where the snot thing comes.