I seem to spend a lot of my time telling off my 19 month old daughter. You know the sort of thing.
Don’t touch that
You can’t go in there
You remember what I said about going near the nuclear reactor.
The usual sort of stuff. But so much of my time seems to be taken up by telling my daughter all the things that we would really rather she didn’t do. See this post for examples of the sorts of things she does, familiar to you all I’m sure.
This has the effect of making me feel like I am an incredibly mean person. There are all these things she can’t do, with me acting as the bad guy who has to stop her. Already this morning I have caused her to have a major grump out at least twice by stopping her from doing things she knows she isn’t allowed to do. This consists of her being told not to do something, and then being removed from the object of her desire. At this point she either reacts by just moving on to the next unobtainable, and therefore desirable, thing that catches her attention, or in her crashing onto the floor, and wailing, whilst flailing limbs mean that her body becomes the centre of a no-fly-zone which extends much further than I would have imagined she could stretch.