Root Canal. Ugh. Two terrible words. Even apart they are not pretty, one is too
round and the other jars with its sudden syllables but together they are enough
to cause a grown man to cry (I think my major issue is that the long syllable
followed by two short syllable construction of the words brings back memories
of Greek poetry which is broken up into sections called ‘feet’ in which one
long syllable followed by two short syllables are known as a ‘dactyl’ the Greek
word for finger. I hear ‘root canal’ but
what I really hear is my Greek tutor standing at the front of the class getting
us all to say ‘dum di di, dum di di, dum di di’ over and over again, like
a class of demented Alice in Wonderland groupies). This was the situation that faced me on
Monday, no not Greek class, that feels like many years ago now, before
children, no, the situation that I had been building myself up for all the
previous week was having a root canal.
An hour long operation followed by a day’s worth of pain and misery, of
course I dealt with it in my cheerful way, spending most of the weekend moaning
and then spending the hours following the operation either asleep or grumbling
about how it felt sore.