Intruder Alert

Scene: Just sitting in the car waiting to go out on a Sunday afternoon

N: (Looking into the front window) there’s someone in our house.

Me: (Looking startled as we’d just locked up) Who?

N: Nora

Me: What’s she doing?

N: Getting our cheese.

I would like to make it clear that I don’t know a single person called Nora (although if I do I’m really sorry I’ve forgotten about you) N doesn’t know a single person called Nora and we have certainly never had a Nora who has come and got our cheese.  Just another adventure in the feverish imagination of my three year old little girl!

Drinks Please

Scene: The Bath – N playing with some little cups.

N: Daddy, what would you like to drink?

Me: Hot Chocolate please.

N: No no no, my shop doesn’t do hot chocolate.  What would you like to drink?

Me: What do you have?

N: Coffee, milk and salad.

Me: Coffee please.

N: Would you like Hot chocolate with that?

Me: Yes please.

N: Here it is, don’t sneeze.

Me: Are you putting pepper in it?

N: Yes.